MOA Sighting:

What better way to enjoy priceless works of art than with a walking stick?!

Once Upon a Time...

Once upon a time, 

at a desk far away,

there sat a girl who saw a boy walk by, and this is the daydream that came after:

His name was Howard. 

It had to be Howard because he was wearing a polo shirt, striped socks, and tortoise shell glasses, 

so, obviously, there was no other option. 

He was carrying a pile of books with a pizza box on top, which immediately caught the girl's attention because she enjoyed pizza and thought that boys named Howard who carried books were romantic somehow.

She decided that he probably had a garden and thought about technology a lot

When they got married, she would have him plant roses in said garden and they would go on walks together.

 Their son would be named George. 

The boy (whose name was obviously Howard) walked through the building and left.

And she smiled. 

The end. 

This just happened...

Sighted: Nerdy Asian with ponytail, Richard Simmons look alike with billowing chest hair, and a gender-confused woman with a bowl cut. All at the same time. We would've taken a picture, but we were too busy gagging and laughing at the same time.

A Shout-out to our Monday Spotlight Editor!

I would like to just make a quick toast to the genius of the person who brought to you our Monday Security Spotlight, AH!

She is the lovely lady on the right, don't worry, her eyes don't do that all the time...

She is one of our most successful security guards here at the MOA, so lets take a moment to give her the spotlight!

AH is an avid lover of all animals.

And loves to spend her time in the great outdoors.

When she's not busy fiddling away her day of course!

Or sleeping in!

  

Thanks you so much AH for being such a crucial part of our MOA team!

WE LOVE YOU!

We thank you for your unprecedented contribution to the protection of the arts!

Well, that concludes our second MONDAY SPOTLIGHT, brought to you by...

MOA Employees and friends! 

A Case of the Mondays....

Well, ladies and gents, this is what we feel like today: 

No. But seriously. This is what we feel like today: The middle guy. His name is Rye Bread.

Rye Bread is our MONDAY SPOTLIGHT! WAHOO!!

Rye likes photography.

And nature.

And MAWDUHLING. (modeling)

And sometimes he expresses himself through body paint.

RYE LOVES COLLEGE!

And we love RYE :)

Well, that was our Monday Security Guard Spotlight

brought to you by

THE MUSEUM STORE.

And so it begins...

Welcome, eager viewers.

Welcome to the insanity that is the front desk. 

Here we have antics that will brighten your day, make your nights less lonely, and answer all of your undying questions about the universe.

We have some wise people here.

With plenty of time on their hands.

I promise.